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[cephalopinguin]

Friends only.  My stories and art are unlocked to everyone.  But, now listen up, it seems I am an LJ whore and love new friends, so just, friend me.  And I will quite possibly stalk you until you quite regret your decision.  Also, look at pretty banner!!  Bah.

FICS


Harry/Ron:

Setting the Pace (NC-17) Written for solstice_muse at harryronholiday (2010)
Summary: Harry gets frustrated when every attempt he makes at getting physical with Ron gets interrupted.
Word Count: 3,810

Latin For Lovers (NC-17) Written for triomakesmehot at bestmates_xmas (2009)
Summary: Harry still has a lot to learn about Wizarding customs.
Word Count: 4,229

Shift (NC-17) Written for Trisha at smut4flowers
Summary: Harry has quite a filthy mouth, and Ron discovers he may like it just a little too much.
Word Count: 1,588

Unimpaired Vision (R) Total crack!fic inspired by emmacmf
Summary: Ron loses his eyes in a warehouse explosion, and Harry can only find one.
Word Count: 2,933

Prongs (NC-17) Written for the second wave (2009) at hprwfqf 
Summary: For the prompt: Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate.
Word Count: 6,999

Just As Predicted (PG-13) Written for the Third Anonymous Ficlet Challenge at harry_and_ron 
Summary:  Harry receives some good, and seemingly innocent, advise.
Word count: 400

In Remembrance of Ripper (PG-13) Written for the Second Anonymous Ficlet Challenge at harry_and_ron 
Summary: Ron has a surprise planned for Harry.
Word Count: 411

What Ewse Couwd I Do? (PG-13)
Summary: Ron pays a visit to Hermione in the night, in need of a favor.
Word Count: 715

That's Not a Vegetable (PG-13)
Summary: Ron and Harry are de-gnoming the garden when the conversation takes an unexpected turn.
Word Count: 443

Taken Out of the Running (NC-17) Written for the first wave (2009) at hprwfqf 
Summary: For the prompt: Harry does his best mate duties to try and get Ron out of his break-up funk.
Word Count: 3,237

Cabin Fever (R)
Summary: On the Horcrux hunt, Ron starts to behave a little oddly.
Word Count: 992


Ron/Hermione:

Caught (NC-17) Warning for Harry/Ron liek woah
Summary: Hermione has caught Ron cheating on her!  But why doesn't she seem upset?
Word Count: 2,666


Harry/Draco:

Sweet Demands (NC-17) Holiday-themed crack!fic starring cookie!Draco
Summary: Draco confronts Harry about his affair with Draco’s mother. When they start dueling, everything goes terribly wrong for Draco.
Word Count: 8,164


Ron/Seamus:

The Problem with Hot Sisters (NC-17) Written for gala_apples at hp_yule_balls
Summary: Ron and Seamus bond after their best mates get distracted by the same obsession.
Word Count: 2,652


Threesomes:

The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging? (NC-17) Written for the 2009 hp_triangle
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco
Summary: Ron wants to know exactly who Harry is shagging. Maybe a game of Truth-or-Dare will give him his answer.
Word count: 3,866

The Competition (NC-17)
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Summary: Ron is convinced that he is finally right and Hermione is wrong.  They enlist Harry's help to decide.  But do they have ulterior motives?
Word count: 5,889


ART


Harry/Ron:

Christmas Card Art 2009 (NC-17)
Summary: Harry and Ron take a break from decorating the Christmas tree.

Go Cannons! (PG-13)
Summary: The Cannons finally win a game, and Harry knows just how to help Ron celebrate.

Kiss (PG-13) My first Photoshop attempt
Summary:  Ron finally has Harry where he wants him.

Distracted (R) Drawn for the first wave (2009) at hprwfqf 
Summary:  For the prompt: Ron decides to grow a beard. Harry decides to shave it off of him.


Harry/Draco:

Christmas Card Art 2009 (NC-17)
Summary: Draco distracts Harry away from gift wrapping.


Ron/Draco:

Warmth (NC-17) Written for the prompt "Warmth" at ficadron
Summary: Ron wonders why Draco is still wearing his Christmas sweater.


Miscellaneous:

Charlie (PG-13) Drawn for asnowyowl 
Summary: Just a drawing of sexy Charlie



 

Comments

please friend me

[tmintzmyer.livejournal.com]

Just saw the sixth movie for the second time, and so came looking for Trio fanfiction. I noticed you have written some and would love to read them. My birth date is November, 14 1974, which I believe is stated in my livejournal profile, so I am well over the age of 18. I would greatly appreciate it if you would please friend me. Thanks!

Re: please friend me

[cephalopinguin.livejournal.com]

Sure! I love having new friends! You should be able to read the stories without friending if you want. I only friends-lock the RL stuff. But that being said, of course I'll friend you! I've only got the one trio story. And, well, the Ron/Hermione one is kinda trio. I hope to write some more soon, because I love that pairing!

Re: please friend me

[cephalopinguin.livejournal.com]

Oh, and you know who I recommend for trio fics? fics_by_flower! She's the best!

Re: please friend me

[tmintzmyer.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the rec. I'll definitely check it out. Getting ready to go on a trip, so it would be great to have some stories on my PDA to take with me.

[dansantflamber.livejournal.com]

So, I'm def over 18, turning 21 soon in the states. Can I leaf through your leaves?

[cephalopinguin.livejournal.com]

You sure may. Love your Koothrappali icon!

[dansantflamber.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

I adore your fic! I was hoping I could friend you and get to read some.

[cephalopinguin.livejournal.com]

Yay, thank you! And I adore you!

You can friend me, but all of my stories and art are unlocked. The flocked stuff is just boring life crap. Which you can read if you're that bored. :)