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FICS


Harry/Ron:

Setting the Pace (NC-17) Written for solstice_muse at harryronholiday (2010)
Summary: Harry gets frustrated when every attempt he makes at getting physical with Ron gets interrupted.
Word Count: 3,810

Latin For Lovers (NC-17) Written for triomakesmehot at bestmates_xmas (2009)
Summary: Harry still has a lot to learn about Wizarding customs.
Word Count: 4,229

Shift (NC-17) Written for Trisha at smut4flowers
Summary: Harry has quite a filthy mouth, and Ron discovers he may like it just a little too much.
Word Count: 1,588

Unimpaired Vision (R) Total crack!fic inspired by emmacmf
Summary: Ron loses his eyes in a warehouse explosion, and Harry can only find one.
Word Count: 2,933

Prongs (NC-17) Written for the second wave (2009) at hprwfqf 
Summary: For the prompt: Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate.
Word Count: 6,999

Just As Predicted (PG-13) Written for the Third Anonymous Ficlet Challenge at harry_and_ron 
Summary:  Harry receives some good, and seemingly innocent, advise.
Word count: 400

In Remembrance of Ripper (PG-13) Written for the Second Anonymous Ficlet Challenge at harry_and_ron 
Summary: Ron has a surprise planned for Harry.
Word Count: 411

What Ewse Couwd I Do? (PG-13)
Summary: Ron pays a visit to Hermione in the night, in need of a favor.
Word Count: 715

That's Not a Vegetable (PG-13)
Summary: Ron and Harry are de-gnoming the garden when the conversation takes an unexpected turn.
Word Count: 443

Taken Out of the Running (NC-17) Written for the first wave (2009) at hprwfqf 
Summary: For the prompt: Harry does his best mate duties to try and get Ron out of his break-up funk.
Word Count: 3,237

Cabin Fever (R)
Summary: On the Horcrux hunt, Ron starts to behave a little oddly.
Word Count: 992


Ron/Hermione:

Caught (NC-17) Warning for Harry/Ron liek woah
Summary: Hermione has caught Ron cheating on her!  But why doesn't she seem upset?
Word Count: 2,666


Harry/Draco:

Sweet Demands (NC-17) Holiday-themed crack!fic starring cookie!Draco
Summary: Draco confronts Harry about his affair with Draco’s mother. When they start dueling, everything goes terribly wrong for Draco.
Word Count: 8,164


Ron/Seamus:

The Problem with Hot Sisters (NC-17) Written for gala_apples at hp_yule_balls
Summary: Ron and Seamus bond after their best mates get distracted by the same obsession.
Word Count: 2,652


Threesomes:

The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging? (NC-17) Written for the 2009 hp_triangle
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco
Summary: Ron wants to know exactly who Harry is shagging. Maybe a game of Truth-or-Dare will give him his answer.
Word count: 3,866

The Competition (NC-17)
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Summary: Ron is convinced that he is finally right and Hermione is wrong.  They enlist Harry's help to decide.  But do they have ulterior motives?
Word count: 5,889


ART


Harry/Ron:

Christmas Card Art 2009 (NC-17)
Summary: Harry and Ron take a break from decorating the Christmas tree.

Go Cannons! (PG-13)
Summary: The Cannons finally win a game, and Harry knows just how to help Ron celebrate.

Kiss (PG-13) My first Photoshop attempt
Summary:  Ron finally has Harry where he wants him.

Distracted (R) Drawn for the first wave (2009) at hprwfqf 
Summary:  For the prompt: Ron decides to grow a beard. Harry decides to shave it off of him.


Harry/Draco:

Christmas Card Art 2009 (NC-17)
Summary: Draco distracts Harry away from gift wrapping.


Ron/Draco:

Warmth (NC-17) Written for the prompt "Warmth" at ficadron
Summary: Ron wonders why Draco is still wearing his Christmas sweater.


Miscellaneous:

Charlie (PG-13) Drawn for asnowyowl 
Summary: Just a drawing of sexy Charlie