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Title: Setting the Pace
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,810
Summary: Harry gets frustrated when every attempt he makes at getting physical with Ron gets interrupted.
Warnings: um, man sex. Isn't that what we're all here for?
Note: This was written for harryronholiday 2010 as a gift for, well, someone who dropped out, actually, but then it got posted as a gift for solstice_muse and I was utterly thrilled!
Beta: Thanks so much to abigail89 , triomakesmehot , and knic26 for the fantastic, last second betas!
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement in intended.

( Setting the Pace )

Title: The Problem With Hot Sisters
Pairing: Ron/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron and Seamus bond after their best mates get distracted by the same obsession.
Word Count: 2,652
Warnings: Unrequited love, slight all-in-good-fun Ginny bashing
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Notes: This was written for hp_yule_balls , 2009. Thanks to my fantastic beta, nuclearsugars , and my incredible Brit picker, emzlovesharry ! You girls are the best!

( The Problem With Hot Sisters )

Title: The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging?)
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron wants to know exactly who Harry is shagging. Maybe a game of Truth-or-Dare will give him his answer.
Word Count: 3,866
Warnings: slash, rimming, anal, alcohol use, slight cross-dressing, cliches!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. You know that, I know that, 6.2 billion people know that. All characters are 18 or older.
Notes: Hogwarts-era, post-war, AU. Thanks so much to my betas hp_triangle, so the oddness of it was because it was my first fest and I was trying to get as many of the prompter's requests in as I could... do with that what you will.

( The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging?) )

Title: Prongs
Pairing: Harry/Ron, Hermione/Charlie, Harry/Ginny, and this pairing which you shouldn't read, but is here in case you are that difficult. Highlight:  Draco/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Summary: For the prompt: Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate.
Word count: 6,999
Warnings: Redeemed!Draco, Slytherin tactics
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Written for the second wave at hprwfqf. A huge thanks to the wonderful plotbunniofdoom for the brit pick and nolagal and triomakesmehot for the beta! You are so fantastic!

( Prongs )

Title:  In Remembrance of Ripper
Pairing:  Harry/Ron
Rating:  PG-13
Summary:  Ron has a surprise planned for Harry.
Word Count:  411
Warnings:  sexual content
Disclaimer:  I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  Written for the Second Anonymous Ficlet Challenge at harry_and_ron .  Go read them all!!

( In Remembrance of Ripper )

Title: That's Not a Vegetable
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron and Harry are de-gnoming the garden when the conversation takes an unexpected turn.
Word Count: 443
Warnings: implied... um, stuff?
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  I wanted to do that 400 word challenge at harry_and_ron , but didn't get in in time.  But, I decided to write something anyways...  Okay?

( That's Not a Vegetable )

Title: Cabin Fever
Pairing: Ron/Harry
Rating: R
Summary: On the Horcrux hunt, Ron starts to behave a little oddly.
Word Count: 992
Warnings: slash, Ron's unruly member
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  hasn't been betaed
 

( Cabin Fever )

Oh, dear god.  Okay, I finished my first fanfiction ever.  And I'm incredible nervous.  I hope the writing isn't bad.  I do speak english as a first language, but that doesn't necessarily mean I have a good grasp on it.  Also, I'm embarrassed of all the dirty porn.  It's okay to write dirty porn, right?  Ah, jeez.  Okay, here it is.
Title: The Competition
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron is convinced that he is finally right and Hermione is wrong.  They enlist Harry's help to decide.  But do they have ulterior motives?
Word Count: 5,889
Warnings: rimming, m/m sex, threesome
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  hasn't been betaed

 

( The Competition )