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Monday, January 3rd, 2011 06:09 pm
Title: Setting the Pace
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,810
Summary: Harry gets frustrated when every attempt he makes at getting physical with Ron gets interrupted.
Warnings: um, man sex. Isn't that what we're all here for?
Note: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] harryronholiday 2010 as a gift for, well, someone who dropped out, actually, but then it got posted as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] solstice_muse and I was utterly thrilled!
Beta: Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] abigail89 , [livejournal.com profile] triomakesmehot , and [livejournal.com profile] knic26 for the fantastic, last second betas!
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement in intended.

Setting the Pace )
 
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Sunday, December 26th, 2010 08:04 pm
Title: Sweet Demands
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco confronts Harry about his affair with Draco’s mother. When they start dueling, everything goes terribly wrong for Draco.
Word count: 8,164
Warnings: crack!, rimming (pssh, as if that needs to be warned for. oh, it does? oh, okay. rimming), blatant disregard for the fact that cookies are called biscuits in Britain, 
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] knic26 for the beta!  I’ve had this in my head since the holidays last year, but I never wrote it. Until now! Mwah! Seriously, don’t read this. Are you crazy?

Sweet Demands )
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Thursday, January 7th, 2010 05:59 pm
Title: The Problem With Hot Sisters
Pairing: Ron/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron and Seamus bond after their best mates get distracted by the same obsession.
Word Count: 2,652
Warnings: Unrequited love, slight all-in-good-fun Ginny bashing
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_yule_balls , 2009. Thanks to my fantastic beta, [livejournal.com profile] nuclearsugars , and my incredible Brit picker, [livejournal.com profile] emzlovesharry ! You girls are the best!

The Problem With Hot Sisters )
cephalopinguin: (H_R Kiss)
Monday, December 28th, 2009 10:09 pm
Title: Latin For Lovers
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry still has a lot to learn about Wizarding customs.
Word count: 4,229
Warnings: rimming, canon character death
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.
Notes: This was written for bestmates_xmas 2009 for triomakesmehot!  I was so excited to wrote for her!   Thank you so much to my betas, [livejournal.com profile] nolagal and [livejournal.com profile] knic26 , and my brit-picker [livejournal.com profile] emzlovesharry !

Latin For Lovers )
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Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 10:35 pm
Title: The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging?)
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron wants to know exactly who Harry is shagging. Maybe a game of Truth-or-Dare will give him his answer.
Word Count: 3,866
Warnings: slash, rimming, anal, alcohol use, slight cross-dressing, cliches!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. You know that, I know that, 6.2 billion people know that. All characters are 18 or older.
Notes: Hogwarts-era, post-war, AU. Thanks so much to my betas [livejournal.com profile] hp_triangle, so the oddness of it was because it was my first fest and I was trying to get as many of the prompter's requests in as I could... do with that what you will.

The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging?) )
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Sunday, October 4th, 2009 08:55 pm
Title: Unimpaired Vision
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: R
Summary: Ron loses his eyes in a warehouse explosion, and Harry can only find one.
Word count: 2,933
Warnings: frotting, possibly disturbing ideas, crack!fic
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: This complete and utter crack!fic is a result of a conversation I had with [livejournal.com profile] emmacmf based on my icon, which I couldn’t get out of my head, so really, you guys can blame her for this! Also, I dedicate it to her a) because it’s her fault and b) because she has been sickly and I hope this cheers her up. Thanks so much to my beta [livejournal.com profile] nolagal!! You’re the best ever and I ♥ you!

Unimpaired Vision )
cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Sunday, August 30th, 2009 11:41 pm
Title: Prongs
Pairing: Harry/Ron, Hermione/Charlie, Harry/Ginny, and this pairing which you shouldn't read, but is here in case you are that difficult. Highlight:  Draco/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Summary: For the prompt: Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate.
Word count: 6,999
Warnings: Redeemed!Draco, Slytherin tactics
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Written for the second wave at [livejournal.com profile] hprwfqf. A huge thanks to the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] plotbunniofdoom for the brit pick and [livejournal.com profile] nolagal and [livejournal.com profile] triomakesmehot for the beta! You are so fantastic!

Prongs )
cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Monday, July 6th, 2009 08:44 pm
Title: Just As Predicted
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Harry receives some good, and seemingly innocent, advise.
Word count: 400
Warnings: meddling George
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Not betaed. This was written for the Third Anonymous Ficlet Challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] harry_and_ron .  Go read them all!!


Just As Predicted )
cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 07:43 pm
Title:  In Remembrance of Ripper
Pairing:  Harry/Ron
Rating:  PG-13
Summary:  Ron has a surprise planned for Harry.
Word Count:  411
Warnings:  sexual content
Disclaimer:  I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  Written for the Second Anonymous Ficlet Challenge at [livejournal.com profile] harry_and_ron .  Go read them all!!

In Remembrance of Ripper )
cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Sunday, March 29th, 2009 08:14 pm
Title:  What Ewse Couwd I Do?
Pairing:  Harry/Ron, implied Hermione/Charlie
Rating:  PG-13
Summary:  Ron pays a visit to Hermione in the night, in need of a favor.
Word Count:  715
Warnings:  implied slash, implied het
Disclaimer:  I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  Thanks to my fabulous beta [profile] earth_dragon !  Did I mention how enamored I am with you?

What Ewse Couwd I Do? )
cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Sunday, March 29th, 2009 12:00 am
Title: That's Not a Vegetable
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron and Harry are de-gnoming the garden when the conversation takes an unexpected turn.
Word Count: 443
Warnings: implied... um, stuff?
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  I wanted to do that 400 word challenge at [livejournal.com profile] harry_and_ron , but didn't get in in time.  But, I decided to write something anyways...  Okay?

That's Not a Vegetable )
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cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Friday, March 6th, 2009 06:42 pm
Title:  Taken Out of the Running
Pairing:  Ron/Harry
Rating:  NC-17
Summary:  Harry does his best mate duties to try and get Ron out of his break-up funk.
Word Count:  3,237
Warnings:  implied Ron/Hermione, implied Harry/OMCs, rimming (though I believe that should be more of an incentive rather than a warning…)
Disclaimer:  I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  Written for the 2009 [livejournal.com profile] hprwfqf , admittedly a little late.  Betaed by the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] asnowyowl .  Thanks so much; you’re the best!


Taken Out of the Running )
cephalopinguin: (kath_harry_ron)
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 06:17 pm
Title: Cabin Fever
Pairing: Ron/Harry
Rating: R
Summary: On the Horcrux hunt, Ron starts to behave a little oddly.
Word Count: 992
Warnings: slash, Ron's unruly member
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  hasn't been betaed
 

Cabin Fever )
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Saturday, December 20th, 2008 02:33 pm
Title: Caught!
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry, Harry/Ginny (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hermione has caught Ron cheating on her!  But why doesn't she seem upset?
Word Count: 2,666
Warnings: het and slash
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Betaed by the incredibly fantastic [livejournal.com profile] triomakesmehot .  This is actually epilogue compliant!

 

Caught!! )
cephalopinguin: (harry_ron_hermione)
Thursday, December 18th, 2008 10:51 pm

Oh, dear god.  Okay, I finished my first fanfiction ever.  And I'm incredible nervous.  I hope the writing isn't bad.  I do speak english as a first language, but that doesn't necessarily mean I have a good grasp on it.  Also, I'm embarrassed of all the dirty porn.  It's okay to write dirty porn, right?  Ah, jeez.  Okay, here it is.
Title: The Competition
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron is convinced that he is finally right and Hermione is wrong.  They enlist Harry's help to decide.  But do they have ulterior motives?
Word Count: 5,889
Warnings: rimming, m/m sex, threesome
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.  For entertainment purposes only.  Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes:  hasn't been betaed

 

The Competition )