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Wednesday, January 1st, 2020 07:10 pm
Friends only.  My stories and art are unlocked to everyone.  But, now listen up, it seems I am an LJ whore and love new friends, so just, friend me.  And I will quite possibly stalk you until you quite regret your decision.  Also, look at pretty banner!!  Bah.


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Sunday, June 26th, 2011 12:00 am
 Do any of you artists out there use the Wacom Intuos 4?  Do you like it?  What other art devices do you like?  
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Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 10:35 pm
Okay, artists, I have a question that hopefully one of you can answer for me.

I have some really great ideas for some art , but I'm having problems with my tablet.  I have an HP and my pen is broken.  I have it duct-taped back together (yeah, I know, duct tape doesn't actually fix everything).  The pen follows my commands and I can open pages and write with it and everything, but when I go to draw in Gimp with it, it doesn't work.  It will open new layers, and open drop down menus, and make selections, but it won't let me do anything in my layers.  I can't draw or blend or bucket fill or anything.

I know that the program is working correctly because when I click the box that allows me to do input with my finger, I can draw in Gimp with no problem (I use a chopstick!).  But the line is shaky and not accurate.  And it's not quite where I want it.  

So, basically, what do you think the problem is?  Do you think I need a new pen?  Why would my pen work as an input devise, but not let me draw with it?  It's driving me crazy.  I wants to get my comix on, but I can't!  Argghh!

Does this post even make sense?
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Saturday, February 19th, 2011 01:53 am
im  so drnk so very very drubk right now
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Wednesday, January 5th, 2011 11:49 pm
 Hello everyone!!  I got a Kindle for Christmas.  And I love it and I've decorated it's cover and I've named it Kendall.  And I've read two books on it.  Kendall is my new best friend.  But Kendall seems to be lacking in porn.  That's right.  All those free Classics and Hunger Games and some stolen Harry Potter (because they're not available for purchase on amazon and honestly, me owning a hardcopy set and several softcovers should give me the right to not have to buy them anymore).  All that and I still feel as though my Kendall is sad.  

So what I'm going to need from all of you is for you to put your stories in a format that Kendall can read and then give them to me!  That is all.  Thanks.
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Monday, January 3rd, 2011 06:09 pm
Title: Setting the Pace
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,810
Summary: Harry gets frustrated when every attempt he makes at getting physical with Ron gets interrupted.
Warnings: um, man sex. Isn't that what we're all here for?
Note: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] harryronholiday 2010 as a gift for, well, someone who dropped out, actually, but then it got posted as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] solstice_muse and I was utterly thrilled!
Beta: Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] abigail89 , [livejournal.com profile] triomakesmehot , and [livejournal.com profile] knic26 for the fantastic, last second betas!
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement in intended.

Setting the Pace )
 
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Sunday, December 26th, 2010 08:04 pm
Title: Sweet Demands
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco confronts Harry about his affair with Draco’s mother. When they start dueling, everything goes terribly wrong for Draco.
Word count: 8,164
Warnings: crack!, rimming (pssh, as if that needs to be warned for. oh, it does? oh, okay. rimming), blatant disregard for the fact that cookies are called biscuits in Britain, 
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] knic26 for the beta!  I’ve had this in my head since the holidays last year, but I never wrote it. Until now! Mwah! Seriously, don’t read this. Are you crazy?

Sweet Demands )
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Friday, September 24th, 2010 11:15 pm
Does anyone have The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2004, 2005, or 2008 and would mind sending it to me somehow?
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Sunday, January 10th, 2010 06:38 pm
So, there's no way I'm going to be able to finish my [livejournal.com profile] harryronbigbang in time. There are several reasons for this.

1) I am a serious procrastinator. I've perfected the art.

2) I've been so busy at work, and finishing other fests.

3) I can come up with no plot other than some vague notion I have in my head.

I've written about 2,000 words, and I really like it, but I can't do it on my own. Would anyone be interested in that thing where I write some, then you write some, then I write some, then you write some, and sweet music happens and we crank out an awesome fic? It would be legend-wait for it-dary. Legendary.

I've used my eye penis icon to entice you. *entice*

If nothing else, I've been asked to art for someone (which made me blush and stammer and feel special) so I can feel like I did something for this, but I really want to write, too.  

WHERE IS MY WHITE KNIGHT??  Or something.
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Thursday, January 7th, 2010 05:59 pm
Title: The Problem With Hot Sisters
Pairing: Ron/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron and Seamus bond after their best mates get distracted by the same obsession.
Word Count: 2,652
Warnings: Unrequited love, slight all-in-good-fun Ginny bashing
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_yule_balls , 2009. Thanks to my fantastic beta, [livejournal.com profile] nuclearsugars , and my incredible Brit picker, [livejournal.com profile] emzlovesharry ! You girls are the best!

The Problem With Hot Sisters )
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Sunday, January 3rd, 2010 10:47 pm
I drew a Ron/Draco for the prompt "Warmth" for the [livejournal.com profile] ficadron ! I really enjoyed trying it. It didn't turn out quite like it was in my head, and the sweater is not very sweater-y, but I still like it. I added words and it's sugary fluff, but I'm okay with that and not at all embarrassed. Maybe a little embarrassed.

Title:  Warmth
Pairing:  Ron/Draco
Rating:  NC-17 (NWS!)


Warmth )

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Monday, December 28th, 2009 10:09 pm
Title: Latin For Lovers
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry still has a lot to learn about Wizarding customs.
Word count: 4,229
Warnings: rimming, canon character death
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling.
Notes: This was written for bestmates_xmas 2009 for triomakesmehot!  I was so excited to wrote for her!   Thank you so much to my betas, [livejournal.com profile] nolagal and [livejournal.com profile] knic26 , and my brit-picker [livejournal.com profile] emzlovesharry !

Latin For Lovers )
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Monday, December 28th, 2009 09:45 pm
(Duplicated, cause I'm lazy)

So, a big apology to those I said I'd send holiday cards to.  I actually got the drawings done on time (which is good, because I'm a serial procrastinator) and was getting ready to print them, when I discovered I was out of coloured printer ink.  So I got some the next day, only to have my computer die on me.  It was the day before Christmas when I finally fixed the problem (hopefully).  So, now I just attempted to print out the cards, because really, who minds late cards, when I found out my black ink is out.  At which point I said "Fuck it," and am now just going to post them here for everyone to enjoy.  So, sorry you didn't get your card, but Merry Late Christmas anyways.  Love you all!

This is the Harry/Draco one.  :D  Totally NWS.


Happy Harry/Draco Holidays!! (NWS) )
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Monday, December 28th, 2009 09:41 pm
So, a big apology to those I said I'd send holiday cards to.  I actually got the drawings done on time (which is good, because I'm a serial procrastinator) and was getting ready to print them, when I discovered I was out of coloured printer ink.  So I got some the next day, only to have my computer die on me.  It was the day before Christmas when I finally fixed the problem (hopefully).  So, now I just attempted to print out the cards, because really, who minds late cards, when I found out my black ink is out.  At which point I said "Fuck it," and am now just going to post them here for everyone to enjoy.  So, sorry you didn't get your card, but Merry Late Christmas anyways.  Love you all!

This is the Harry/Ron one.  :D  Totally NWS.

Happy Harry/Ron Holidays! (NWS) )
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Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 10:35 pm
Title: The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging?)
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron wants to know exactly who Harry is shagging. Maybe a game of Truth-or-Dare will give him his answer.
Word Count: 3,866
Warnings: slash, rimming, anal, alcohol use, slight cross-dressing, cliches!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. You know that, I know that, 6.2 billion people know that. All characters are 18 or older.
Notes: Hogwarts-era, post-war, AU. Thanks so much to my betas [livejournal.com profile] hp_triangle, so the oddness of it was because it was my first fest and I was trying to get as many of the prompter's requests in as I could... do with that what you will.

The Truth is Hard to Come By (or Who is Harry Shagging?) )
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Sunday, November 8th, 2009 03:50 am
Title: Go Cannons!
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Cannons finally win a game, and Harry knows just how to help Ron celebrate.
Warnings: Ron bum
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: Photoshop is awesome!  Ron's hair's a bit... orange.  Harry looks very young, but he is over 18.

Go Cannons! )

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Monday, November 2nd, 2009 10:11 pm
And here's why! I made a plea yesterday for someone to teach me how to use Photoshop (I learned the basics on Youtube, but still had so many questions) and my dear Dove answered all of my questions! And I was able to create art using Photoshop! It's a really complicated program, but what little I've learned so far, it appears you can do just about anything you want to in it! I'm so happy! I want to create more art right now. I want to go back and redo the art I submitted for [livejournal.com profile] hprwfqf because everything looks so much better in Photoshop.

When I'm finished making love to [livejournal.com profile] redheadsarehot, I'm going to make sweet love to Photoshop. Or have Ron and Harry make sweet love. Probably the latter would be more beneficial.

Title: Kiss (I know, I'm so creative with the titles)
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron finally has Harry where he wants him.
Warnings: Ron bum
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: This is my first Photoshop art, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] redheadsarehot!

Kiss )
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Sunday, November 1st, 2009 08:33 pm


You know you want to!  Nothing is due until April 30th, so go on.  Maybe someone can teach me how to use Photoshop by then!  *shameless plea*  :D

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Sunday, October 4th, 2009 08:55 pm
Title: Unimpaired Vision
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: R
Summary: Ron loses his eyes in a warehouse explosion, and Harry can only find one.
Word count: 2,933
Warnings: frotting, possibly disturbing ideas, crack!fic
Disclaimer: I don’t own. Property of J.K Rowling. For entertainment purposes only. Even if it only entertains myself.
Notes: This complete and utter crack!fic is a result of a conversation I had with [livejournal.com profile] emmacmf based on my icon, which I couldn’t get out of my head, so really, you guys can blame her for this! Also, I dedicate it to her a) because it’s her fault and b) because she has been sickly and I hope this cheers her up. Thanks so much to my beta [livejournal.com profile] nolagal!! You’re the best ever and I ♥ you!

Unimpaired Vision )